I have on occasion been accused of Fickle Hero Worship. Of course that's hogwash. Anyway, here's a photo gallery of Who I'm Worshipping Now:
CAN YOU NAME ALL SIX???
I know. You're probably thinking, "Lady, don't you know any actual flesh people, as opposed to famous people so distant from your life they may as well be imaginary?"
To which I would reply, "Please don't ask me that, you're making me upset."
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I hate to be the spoiler or something, but here I go:
Jack White
Zadie Smith
?? (Prob. some writer or something--boooorrrring)
Sarah Silverman
??? (looks like a less attractive Charlize Theron)
John Legend
It's too bad Marion Jones fell from grace.
Decent showing for Brian. You'd think a guy who's been with me eight years could name all six. Anyone else care to outdo him?
??? #2 is chick from HBO?
Okay, the "boring" writer is Michael Pollan. That leaves the less-attractive Charlize Theron lookalike.
Is the "less-attractive Charlize Theron" the actress who played Brenda on Six Feet Under? That would be a weird choice, since I think your unconditional love for Six Feet began to deteriorate over a year ago, but the face looks similar, and maybe she's moved on to other things. Maybe you are just trying to fool us with her hair color change, keep us on our toes?
Oh fickle Emma! Your heroes only taunt us, though they may be beacons to you!
Jkjkjk.
Third from left -- guy who wrote St. Elsewhere? Bruce Paltrow? Father of evil spawn, Gwyneth?
Sarah Silverman
Rachel Griffiths
John Legend
THANK YOU Buffy and Lolo! The greatest actor of our age, player of the brooding and complex Brenda on 6ft, albeit glammed up for an awards show: Rachel Griffiths.
Feel free to rub in Brian's face the fact that he didn't recognize her despite having spent approximately 80-100 hours with her onscreen presence.
Love you guys for giving a girl a comment ;)
Ahh, Rachael Griffiths. The hair color threw me off. Also, I take back what I said about her being less attractive than Charlize Theron, since she has like double-E breasts, and is therefore logically more attractive.
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