Friday, October 5, 2007

Jews Come Out of the Cultural Closet

Ah, what a time to be a Jew. No slavery, no pogroms, no shtetlech, no concentration camps. And for the first time ever, we're cool!

On Wednesday's Daily Show, Jon Stewart Jewed it up with Ted Koppel--"It's like when you're sitting there at Passover..."--as he now does whenever he has on a fellow tribe member and I'm thinking, Jesus. This is almost too much. One more "mishpocheh" or "punim" and I might get nauseous.

(And incidentally, Koppel with Stewart...How many degrees does that put me from Stephen Colbert?)

I mean, yeah, there have always been Jewish entertainers, as is the case in any population that would otherwise be depressed by all the oppression and stuff. I'm sure up in the Catskills they were making gefilte fish gags. But for a while there, even Jewish comedians purveying obviously Jewish humor weren't acknowledging that they were Jewish.

Take Seinfeld. (Please.) His show was all about New York Jews and their neurotic nothing-doing. But did Jerry and Elaine ever flake on a Bat Mitzvah invite or scalp for High Holy Day tickets? Contrast that with Seinfeld co-producer Larry David's current show Curb Your Enthusiasm, in which characters do both. Also on HBO, the most Jewish character ever played by a gentile: Entourage's deliciously dickish Ari Gold.



Sarah Silverman debuted her Comedy Central show last year by warning viewers to expect "full frontal Jewdity."

Shoot, had he come up these days, Jon might not even have felt the need to change his name to Stewart.

And it's not just the comedy world. Did the Beastie Boys ever rap about the girlies with the big ole tukheses? Hell no. But hip hop producer Scott Storch--who I'm so not endorsing, btw--calls his production company Tuff Jew. And 50 Cent's team of lawyers? They're called Jew Unit.



I could go on. I
already mentioned Stephen Colbert's 1-800-OOPS-JEW Atonement Line. And one channel up, on E!, Sal Masekela (who is, by the way, the son of South African jazz legend Hugh Masekela, in case you, like me, were wondering like crazy) was wishing the Daily 10 viewership a "Shanah Tovah."

For a little Jewess who grew up in a desert exurb in which "Jew" was not even, for better or worse, a category (the categories: white, black, Mexican), it's all very heartening. When Adam Sandler came out with the Hanukkah Song, I thought that was as good as it was gonna get.

UPDATE: Check out Jews Come Out Part Tsvey.

Who I'm Worshiping Now: The Answers

Great sleuthwork, Clebketeers. Lolo wins and Buffy gets a prize, too.

THE ANSWERS:

1. The Known World author Edward P. Jones.

2. TV personality & Clebbie style idol Debbie Matenopoulos.

3. Comedian Demetri Martin. "Other things stop working or they break. But batteries--they die."

4. Person Who Thinks She Can Dance, Sabra. (Or as the show "So You Think You Can Dance" hokily crowned her, "America's Favorite Dancer.")

5. The man Kanye calls to fix his beats: Timbaland. Maybe during their next chat he can also enlighten Mr. West on the delicate art of being a producer who raps. Timbaland knows his $500,000 beats need nothing but a little whipped cream and maybe a cherry, while Kanye smothers on all his crappy bananas and nuts and hot fudge.

6. I haven't once watched her new show 30 Rock because it's on some sort of channel with a low number during the evening hours. But I still have love for Tina Fey.

7. Carmela Polwick is a very small cat. Much smaller than Inguento. Sorry, Inguento.