A Brief Treatise on Why "Real G's Move in Silence Like Lasagna" Is Indeed the Perfect Lyric

WEEZY SCHOLARS are abuzz about the sneak-attack simile from the hot new single "6 Foot 7 Foot."

First Weezy Scholar: You heard that shit? Real g's move in silence like lasagna.Second Weezy Scholar: Yeah man shit's hot...Real talk though... Fuck does that mean?WS1: Think about it. Real g's move in silence like lasagna.WS2: I'm seeing a lasagna doing slug walk cross a plate.WS1: Like lasagna. Spell it.WS2: L-A-S-A-- Oh shit the g is silent.
WS1: Yuup.
WS2: Damn.
WS1: Yuup.
WS2, following a moment's reflection: You know what, though? That's kinda whack actually.
WS1: You just mad you ain figure it out.
WS2: Nah nah for real, because the g in lasagna ain really silent.
WS1: Fuck you talkin about. Yeah it is.
WS2: Nah, it's not. Cause think about it though. If the g wasn't there you would pronounce it "la-zann-a." That nya sound is from the g. On some Italian shit.
WS1: Oh damn. You got me there.
WS2: He shoulda said real g's is like gnats.
WS1: Flyin all in a ball with other gnats is not gangster.
WS2: Says you.
WS1: You know what is gangster though?
WS2: Huh?
WS1: A letter acting all innocuous where it falls in a word, then moving silently, only to show up later making a y sound, on some Italian shit.

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